THE "REAL" LUCY

HELLO TO THE BLOG WORLD MY NAME iS TYRONE "RUDE" WASHINGTON AND iM THE STRiAGHT VERSiON OF PEREZ HilTON AHAHAH TODAY i COME TO YOU TO DiSCUSS THESE TOPiCS

1. LUCY'z HAiR
2. LUCY'z ADDiTUDE
3. LUCY'z BABY HANDz
4. LUCY'z BABY PiCTUREz
5. LUCY'z FETiSH FOR PORN
6. LUCY'z SECERT STASH OF DiDLOS
7. AND HER eHARMONY ACCOUNT WHiCH HAS NO MATCHES IN 6 MONTHS
8. LUCY'z SECERT lOVE FOR THE JONAS BROTHERS
   

WHERE DO i START iM GONNA START WiTH HER HAiR BUT BEFORE iMA POST A PiC BEfORE i BURY HER AT THE TOP OF THE BLOG THERE A PICTURE OF A SWEET LIL GIRL BUT DRUGS, ACHOLOL, AND OTHER GIRLS DESTORY'D HER.

FiRST OFF AS YOU CAN SEE SHE HAS SlAVE HAiR STRiAGHT COTTON PiCCiN' HAiR iDK WHERE iT CAME FROM BUT YOU GOTTA FEEl BAD FOR HER CUZ iT KiNDA SAD HOW SHE TRY'z DiFFERENT HAiR STYlEz BUT iT JUST STill lOOKz HOW DO i SAY THiS NiCElY GHETTO AHAHAHAH

NOW ON TO HER ADDiTUDE OMG LET US PRAY SHE'S BEEN THE JUVE MULTiPlE TiMEz FOR STABBiN' SOMEBODY YEAH SHE HAS A HORRiBllE MEAN STREAK SHE SLAPPED HER MOM IN THE MALL BECAUSE SHE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THE SHOES SHE WANTED GOTDAMN

TO HER BABY HANDz i SWEAR TO YOU THEY ARE SMAllER THAN A iNFANTz AT BiRTH iT'z A SAD SiGHT BUT SHE DOES A FAKE ASS OSCAR NOMATiON TO SAY THAT HER NAMEz ARE HUGE WHEN WE All KNOW THERE HUGE AND SMAll SHE ClAiMZ THERE THiCC AND lONG AHAHAHA BUT THATz ANOTHER STORY

TO HER BABY PiCTUREz MAN OH MAN i WOUlD SHOW YOU THEM BUT THATz FOR ANOTHER TimE [CHECC THE END OF THE BLOG]

NOW ON TO Lucy'z FETiSH FOR PORN EVERYTimE YOU TALK TO HER SHE'z SHOPPiN' HER CODE NAME FOR PORN SEARCHiN' i SWEAR ONE TIme i CAUGHT HER GREASiN' UP AT HER HOUSE BUT SHE DIDNT STOP SHE CONTINED TO MASTERBRATE AND THEN SOME TYPE OF WATER FlEW OUT OF HER VAGiNA REAl SHiT

i WENT TO HER HOUSE AND WHEN SHE LEFT i lOOKED in HER ClOSET AND TO MY SURPiSE WEll NOT REAllY i SAW A COllECTiON OF DiDlOz AKA ADlUT TOYz REAl SHiT DiFFERENT COLORz DiFFERENT SiZEz ViBRATORz WHATEVER AND SHE ATTACC'd WHEN SHE CAUGHT in HER STASH i WAS SCARED FOR MY LiFE BUT i MADE iT OUT AliVE REAl SHiT

AHAHAHAH THE JOKE OF THE DAY HER FUCCiN' eHARMONY ACCOUNT SHE BEGGED ME TO MAKE FOR HER AND i DiD CUZ iM A CARiN' AND CONCERNED FRiEND WE DiD THiS 6 MONTHz AGO AND TO THiS THERE HAS NOT BEEN NOT ONE MATCH AHAHAHAAH REAl SHiT i FEEl BAD FOR HER SOMETiMEz THE WAY SHE CRiES ABOUT HER ACCOUNT WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LIKE ME SHE SAYz AND i TRY MY HARDEST NOT TO lAUGH

AND i WAS TALkiN' TO HER TODAY WEll RiGHT ACTUAllY AND SHE WAS CONFESSiN' HER LOVE FOR THE JONAS BROTHERS WHEN SHE ClAiMz SHE HATES THEM BUT TOLD ME SHE HAD A DREAM WHERE SHE HAD A FOURSOME WiTH THE JONAS BROTHERS AND i Will NOT GO inTO FARUTHER DETAiL FOR THE SAKE OF LuCY

-AND REMEMBER FOlKz iTz JUST A BlOG DONT TRiP i DO iT CAUSE i lOVE YA
TODAYz ViCTiM "Lucila Rodriguez" AND lORD KNOWz i lOVE HER BUT UNTil NEXT TiME DONT TALk SHiT CUZ ill PUT YOU iN A BlOG REAl QUiCC

AND THERE iT iS FOlKz THE PiC

-LOVE
MR. YEAHiSAiDiT